Memorable Drunk Movie Scenes

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Because everyone's looking for poetry when they go to a bar, the entire crowd gets quiet so that bartender Brian (Tom Cruise) can freestyle a few lines: "I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach, the Schnapps made from peach / The Velvet Hammer, the Alabama Slam-a."