Hold the phone. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are MARRIED! Woot woot! We LOVE Kerrbloom so news of them tying the knot makes us all warm and bubbly inside. You too? Now, we know these two like to keep things normal and down-to-earth so details of the dress and ceremony haven't yet been released, but Pop, Fab and I are on it. Using my Super Investigative Skills, I can tell you that beauty duty would've gone a little like this . . .
BASE: Miranda's a smart cookie. She knows that high definition makeup like Smashbox High Definition Healthy FX Foundation ($55.95) and High Definition Concealer ($28.95) will lead to the Best Possible Photos. Not that she really needs any help in that department with that angelic face of hers, but still, a girl likes to look her best. And a creamy rose cheek colour like MAC Blushcreme in Posey ($40) is a must for any blushing bride.
Keep reading . . .EYES: Girls's got gorgeous baby blues that stand out on their own so really she didn't need to do much work. But to make them look even bigger, start with a wash of nude across the whole lid and then blend a deeper shade along the eye socket towards the centre of the eye. Finish with a very light shade across the brow bone that acts as a highlighter. Clinique Color Surge Eye Shadow Trio in Blushing Nude ($50) would be purrr-fect for this. Then repeat after me: mascara, mascara, mascara; flutter, flutter, flutter.
LIPS: Miranda pulls off a glossy pink lip with ease. Stila Lip Enamel Luxe Gloss in Happiness ($48) is the perfect light pink for the first kiss. Aptly named, too. Plus, the formula also contains rhodolea rosea which helps improve one's mood, though I reckon Miranda and Orly would've been on cloud nine all day long, don't you? Bless.
HAIR: I'd have loved to see a sleek Audrey Hepburn up 'do but somehow I see Miranda wearing that gorgeous hair of hers down and ever so gently tousled. Soft and romantic. Gorge.
* Not actual factual information. But c'mon peeps, I can't picture her pulling a Christina Aguilera and going all Halloween Bride on us now, can you? Quite.