The eleventh season of the US version of Dancing With the Stars kicked off last night and David Hasselhoff closed the show with his Aussie dance partner Kym Johnson in a cha-cha-cha routine. Judge Carrie Ann Inaba told The Hoff, “You dance with your mouth more than you dance with your body,” probably referring to his series of grunting noises during rehearsal. Nice. The judges awarded Kym and The Hoff a total of 15 points out of 30, meaning they sat at the bottom of the scoreboard with comedian Margaret Cho and The Situation from Jersey Shore. And then they were voted off the show—in round one. Guess poor Kym won’t be winning her second mirror ball trophy this season. On the other hand, it seems The Hoff’s wish of being eliminated in week one so he’s free to date Kym came true. Cringe!