A few weeks ago Jimmy Kimmel aired his post-Oscars special featuring some of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood — Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Emily Blunt and more — in an infomercial for his Hottie Body Hump Club, where they revealed the secrets to their amazing bodies came from Jimmy’s “Humpilates” exercise technique. But it’s not just exercise that keeps them in great shape — there’s also the whole eating component, and Jimmy hasn’t forgotten about that! In a new video Jimmy introduces the world to the Jim-Miracle Diet, which cuts out 80 percent of caloric intake while letting women eat whatever they want! The diet’s so good that Heidi Klum, January Jones, Zoe Saldana, Amanda Seyfried, Kristen Bell and other A-list ladies want in. And if you need a scientific explanation for the “patented communigorging calorestriction system,” Dr. Neil Patrick Harris has got your back. Wanna know how this revolutionary diet works? Check it out in the video.