Alessia is a fur mom to two rambunctious kittens named Swayze and Grey (inspired affectionately by the ever-classic 1987 hit film, Dirty Dancing). She lives on Long Island in a teeny, tiny co-op apartment and is slowly turning into a crazy cat lady, overambitious plant-lover (read: killer), and Glossier products hoarder. Send help and scratch posts . . . all of her furniture is slowly but surely being ruined.