Sacré bleu! Jessica Biel what have you done! We're constantly pointing people in your direction for dreamy ombré effect strand-spiration but now you have DARK HAIR! It's pretty an' all, don't get us wrong — very sexy Señorita, we think — but it's just a bit of a shock to the system. When I shut my eyes all squinty-like, I could've sworn it was the beautiful Sofia Vergara, you little minx! You've kept a pretty low profile since The A-Team promo tour screeched to a halt so this may not be new-new to you, but it's our first glimpse of it on the red carpet. Because you've opted for a rich chocolate brown instead of black, it doesn't wash you out. I like it. You?