Apple Martin Poking Fun at Mum Gwyneth Paltrow’s Morning Routine Is a Must-See
Goop — you know, Gwyneth Paltrow’s brand — recently launched a new range of beauty and wellness products, aptly named Goop Glow. When it came to promoting the launch of these products, Paltrow turned to her 16-year-old daughter Apple Martin and the results were pretty great.
In a recently uploaded video on Goop’s TikTok, Paltrow takes viewers through her morning routine, which includes the products she uses first thing (hello, Goop Glow). The kicker of the video is that Martin is actually narrating the routine and lightly roasting her mum at the same time.
Paltrow starts her day off with the Goop Glow Superpowder but doesn’t eat much breakfast, according to Martin. “She eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that,” Martin said of her mum’s brekkie plans. “I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she’s been on since…the day I was born, apparently.”
We’re then taken into Paltrow’s bathroom where she is doing her morning skincare routine. “It’s 8am, and she’s been doing this since 7am,” said Martin. “She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin.”
The best part of the video is when Martin pokes fun at her mother working. “Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs. And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina,” Martin says laughing.
While we might not agree with Paltrow’s stance on sunscreen application, we greatly appreciate the fun Martin has taken with this video.