David Hasselhoff doesn’t think he can actually win this season of Dancing with the Stars, but he does want to score — with Aussie dance partner Kym Johnson. The Hoff appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night and made no secret of the fact that he wants to do the horizontal mambo with Kym. He explains:
She’s really hot. But she told me that she doesn’t date any of her dance partners ‘til we’re eliminated or we win. So I said, 'We’re going out in the first round.'
If he needs to check references, perhaps he should call Kym’s newly single ex-boyfriend and former dance partner Tom Williams. Check out the clip to hear The Hoff compare himself to a tree and Kym to a koala. Cringe.