Katie Price and Peter Andre; they were the I-can't-believe-they're-actually-together couple of the last few years. The former glamour model and Aussie… ahem… singer married in September 2005, after hooking up in the Queensland outback a year earlier. However on May 11th 2009, two children, a raunchy reality show and a breast reduction (Katie's not Peter's) after the romance began, the pair announced their separation.
Despite asking for privacy, the spilt soon turned very public and very nasty; Katie insisted she was the dumpee, revealing in a statement: "This is not what I want and the decision has been taken out of my hands." Pete, meanwhile, cited Katie's drinking as the reason behind the breakup, claiming: "There's nobody I feel threatened by when she's sober. If she's been drinking, I know she's capable of anything. The devil gets inside her and she's a nightmare." Ouch.
On September 8th 2009, the couple were officially divorced. Katie was quick to rebound, managing to date and publically dump a cross-dressing cage fighter within a matter of months. While Pete has since ruled out a future relationship with his enlarged mammaried baby mama but has declared he'll find love by next Christmas. Good luck with that.