We're not the slightest bit jealous of Gunnedah gal Miranda Kerr. No siree, not in the least. We mean, she's only one of the world's most beautiful women. She's forced to spend her days, trudging up and down the catwalk modelling for no name lingerie and fashion designers, next to some pretty unattractive faces. She has the horrendous task of replacing Megan Gale as the face of David Jones— while earning a six-figure sum, we might add. And her boyfriend? Pft, who wants Orlando Bloom as a handbag? No, we're not jealous. At. All. Now, if you'd excuse us for a moment. We have some more green patches to cover up.