Jerseys We'd Chase: World Cup Eye Candy

OK, OK. I'll admit it. I'm not the biggest of soccer fans. Or fútbol. Or whatever you want to call it. But there is one thing I do know: unlike league and union players, these football stars don't play all covered up. And that's a good thing. Especially since there's a little thing called the World Cup taking place over the next four weeks.

So to get into the spirit of the game, I now present you the starting 11 in our World Cup dream team—plus a few extras we'd let warm our bench. We also included some need-to-know facts, so you can impress fans while watching. No, no. No need to thank us.