Rules of Engagement — How can David Spade be so sleazy but strangely irresistible at the same time? In tonight’s ep his former real life love Heather Locklear makes an appearance as Audrey’s sister and gives his character Russell a run for his money. (Ten)
30 Rock — I might have mentioned a few thousand times how much I heart Liz Lemon. Mad Men’s dreamy Don Draper (Jon Hamm) guests stars as Liz’s new boyfriend who receives special treatment from society because he’s so damn sexy. (Seven)
The 7pm Project — It’s baack! I actually like The 7pm Project even though there are lots of haters out there who knock it. It’s just nice to turn on the TV at night and have something to watch besides Two and a Half Men. (Ten)
The Vampire Diaries — If you need a little top-up of teen vampire angst between installments of Twilight then definitely check out The Vampire Diaries. Which sexy blood-sucking brother Elena will eventually pick?