48 Funny Instagram Note Ideas to Get Ahead of Your Friends

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Instagram recently introduced several new features, and the one that’s getting the most attention is called Notes. It allows users to leave a Note for followers they follow back or select close friends; it will hover at the top of your friends’ inbox for 24 hours, and any replies will be sent as DMs.

Notes were met with mixed reactions. To some, it seemed like a nostalgic throwback – wasn’t this exactly like AIM away messages? To others, it seemed confusing, even frustrating – can Instagram stop changing its interface every five seconds? But even among the less-than-impressed contingent, the feature seems to have taken off. The top of my inbox is littered with friends’ Notes (although many of them are the virtual equivalent of a “what am I supposed to be doing with this?”).

We’ve lived through enough new feature releases to know that soon enough, we’ll all be using Notes without a second thought. So why not get ahead of the game? If you’re not sure what to drop for your first Note, we came up with a list of 48 funny Instagram Note ideas – all under 60 characters – to get you started.

Funny Instagram Note Ideas

  1. Brb, letting 21 do something for me.
  2. ?️??️
  3. Finding my big boy for cuffing season.
  4. Feeling like a sexy baby OR Feeling like a monster on the hill.
  5. Googling how tall Messi is.
  6. “Let the rain fall down”
  7. idk my bff jill
  8. Cuffing-season position open. Apply within.
  9. My mom said we can hang if your mom is OK with it.
  10. IM me if ur cool.
  11. What the f*ck, Richard?
  12. “Make Instagram Instagram again.” – Kylie Jenner
  13. Eating the croissant you almost made me drop.
  14. In a silly, goofy mood.
  15. Patiently waiting for “Speak Now” (Taylor’s Version).
  16. She came down in a bubble, Doug.
  17. But where are the Beyoncé visuals?
  18. On my hot girl walk in -3-degree weather.
  19. Listening to podcasts because I’m a hot girl.
  20. Anxiously searching for Harry’s personal IG.
  21. I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare.
  22. Googling “Does Edward Cullen have an icicle penis?”
  23. Perfecting my cat eye sharp enough to kill a man.
  24. Googling “Why are penises mushroom shaped?”
  25. Out of texts for the month. Don’t text.
  26. Who wants to be in my top 8?
  27. Cutting my bangs.
  28. Real eyes realize real lies.
  29. R U up?
  30. Dm for foot pics.
  31. Dreaming with a broken heart.
  32. Correcting my Tinder matches’ “your” and “you’re”.
  33. A/S/L?
  34. Who wants to play MASH?
  35. Claire, it’s French. ?
  36. You call me up again just to break me like a promise. ??
  37. Alexa, play “Cute Without the E.”
  38. You think we’re the same.
  39. The girls who gorln’t, gwarln’t.
  40. ~ white lotus theme song ~
  41. We did it, Joe.
  42. Do you want to form an alliance?
  43. Hey, look at us.
  44. We live in a society.
  45. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
  46. I, too, have a “heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”
  47. Hit the cell: 1-900-MIXALOT.
  48. I’ll admit it: I’m sunshine, not midnight rain.
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