21 Reasons You Should Have a Hot, Steamy Romance With Pizza
"The only thing more powerful than human touch is the touch of pizza to one's mouth," a wise Greek philosopher once said. Actually, I lied; I said that, but that doesn't make it any less true. Now is a great time to deepen your relationship with pizza. Humans can wait until later — they're way more needy anyways. Please read all the very vital reasons a hot romance with pizza is exactly what your body needs this season.