Parents everywhere can attest — kids do the grossest things. Sure, they're wonderful and we can't live without 'em, but they're also "walking Petri dish[es] full of feces and love" who sometimes stick their toothbrushes in the toilet. What are you gonna do?
Even celebrities who frequent red carpets and rub shoulders with Hollywood's finest have gross kids. Don't take our word for it, just watch the above installment of Ellen DeGeneres's Momsplaining. Moms like Jennifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, and Kim Kardashian vent about their kids' grossest habits, which *surprise* involve vomit, lice, "butt worms," and poop. Lots of poop. Watch the video to see these refreshingly honest takes on parenting, as well as host Kristen Bell getting the real-life intel from a group of kids and their moms. LOL!