When you believe you've just stumbled across the future, but actually all you've done is given yourself hemroids from straining so hard to get the fucker off. I shit you not, sweat pouring. My poor vagina bellybutton.
Don't believe everything you see on Facebook. ITS A LIE.
FUCK YOU EBAY.
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Posted by Knee Deep In Life on Saturday, September 15, 2018
Enticed by the promises of what skin-shaping undergarments can do for those of us who eat food, hilarious mum and Facebook user Knee Deep In Life bravely placed an order online that would, of course, shush the body-shaming haters who ask if she's pregnant (she's not) and get her that perfect JLo body. "I ordered something and I'm very excited," she begins in the video. "I'm pretty sure I'm going to have the stomach of Jennifer Lopez."
The thing she ordered? Body shapewear. Basically Spanx, but we can't tell the actual brand from the video. To say she struggled to get them on is perhaps the grandest understatement of the year. Just when it seems she might not even be able to slide them on over her leg, she miraculously contorts her body for the internet and slides it above her waist. But hold off the applause: The thing rips, and then, because shapewear is a cruel invention, it gets stuck and she has to call her children for help.
Grab a tissue, because you're actually going to cry from watching her.