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Suave Pickup Lines Only Techies Will Understand

The time has come to try some grade-A geeky pickup lines. They're in high demand, seeing as how two different Quora users asked for the best nerdy pickup lines ever uttered. We've compiled the best answers here — give 'em a shot, and once you've achieved relationship status, upgrade to these love quotes from sci-fi romantics. <3 ol="">

  • Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
  • Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
  • You had me at "Hello World."
  • Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.
  • You're like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
  • Are you Google Glass? 'Cause you augment my reality.
  • You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
  • Do you read Harry Potter? Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.
  • You make my software turn into hardware.
  • I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it.
  • You must be the square root of two, 'cause I feel irrational around you.
  • Are you a piece of carbon? 'Cause I would love to date you.
  • Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? 'Cause you're BeAuTiful!
  • Are your pants a compressed file? 'Cause I'd like to unzip them.
  • Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
  • Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
  • Just look at the keyboard — U and I belong together.
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